Q: My girlfriend recently told me that she didn't want to do "stuff" anymore unless I started manscaping ... Is it worth it? A: Well, Harry, I'd say that unless you are participating in No-Shave November, then yes you need to rid yourself of the devil's tool that I like to call pubic hair.
Q: How is your freshman year going? A: It's awesome. I love it. I love that there are no rules for me. It's a lot different than high school. Q: So you're the new columnist for the Chimes. What compelled you to write in? A: Well, I read the Chimes every week for the first however many weeks.