It seems a desperate portion of Capital students have assembled just outside the MDR, brandishing pitchforks and torches, desperate for blood. Trayless Tuesday is just the last straw. It seems that this inconvenience is just too much to bear--it is truly the tray that broke the camel's back.
Two weeks ago, the Chimes had several issues I would like to address. First, I would like to dedicate this article to my mother. Now, Mr. Mullen, I thank you for your kind guide through Biblical interpretation; however, I still don't think I quite have it down.
Last week, the Chimes disappointed many readers when they saw that there was no "Stay Classy, Capital" column. I heard a multitude of reasons for why there wasn't an article. Everything from "he was fired" to "he wasn't allowed to write because of Family Weekend.