A specter is haunting the world. It's the specter of global warming. Throughout the ages man has feared the end and to that end I am looking forward to 2012. Not only will Barack Obama be re-elected, but the world will experience a complete warming meltdown.
As the smell of putrid vomit films my olfactory bulb bright and early on a Saturday morning, I know that there is only one place on Capital's campus that I could be: The Healthy Choices Men's Restroom. Now, before you start to think that this is going to be some sick attempt at making fun of someone who is bulimic or was deathly ill, it's not.